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类型：喜剧片
主演：本·阿弗莱克 马特·达蒙 凯文·史密斯 琳达·费奥伦蒂诺 杰森·李 杰
导演：凯文·史密斯
语言：英语
年代：未知
简介：枢密主教为改善天主教予人的刻板印象，锐意改革，宣称在百年庆典时走进新泽西教堂大门即得豁免所有罪行。遭贬斥的死亡天使卢克（Matt Damon 饰）与守护天使巴特比（Ben Affleck 饰）认为可借此机会返回天堂。遂前往新泽西，沿路惩罚人类罪行大开杀戒。与此同时，天使长曼德川下界找到耶稣后人——堕胎医生贝瑟尼（Linda Fiorentino 饰），授意她阻止两名天使进入教堂，因为天使的行为会使上帝旨意自相矛盾引发世界毁灭。贝瑟尼在两名好色先知、黑人门徒以及缪斯（Salma Hayek 饰）的陪同下踏上拯救世界之旅。而地狱方面，恶魔艾兹瑞携三名仆从、屎魔等沿途设障，并控制上帝肉身以毁灭世界。一场决定世界命运的三界之战，在新泽西拉开了荒诞疯狂的帷幕……
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类型：恐怖片
主演：保罗·辛普森 大卫·卡拉丁 乌多·基尔 诺曼·瑞杜斯 比利·德拉戈 马
导演：保罗·辛普森
语言：英语
年代：未知
简介：A Medieval Knight resurrects to fulfill his vow and bestow a blood-thirst vengeance upon the kindred spirits of those who betrayed him long ago. In the course of one night, identities will be revealed, destinies met, and a poetic justice of the macabre maniacally served. Here lies a tale of passion, loyalty, deceit, betrayal...and revenge. They were Warriors. They were Crusaders. Under the leadership of the righteous GREGOIRE, this band of brothers in the Holy Order of the Knights Templar selflessly fought back-to-back, defending GOD and the True Cross. Until one dark night of utter betrayal... Glorious was their victory that night, gold their find. The spoils were to be taken to their Grandmaster for use in furthering their Cause. Yet greed had infected one of their number - RENAULT - and under the influence of the demon of lust, he embraced and fiendishly persuaded others to help him carry out his nefarious plan of betrayal. Among those whose hearts he blackened was the already resentful MENAS, envious of his brother MELKON, the man famed as being both the greatest swordsman in all of Europe and the right hand of Gregoire. The following morning Renault's heinous plot went into effect and Gregoire, Melkon and their beloved steward KOKO were ambushed and executed for purposes of greed. But as he lay dying, Gregoire vowed his revenge. Ten lifetimes of excess Renault and his murdering compatriots would enjoy. And then he would return to deliver their souls to Hell for all of eternity. Ten lifetimes of excess... The centuries pass and after 700 years, the allotted time of the evildoers nears culmination. One dark, stormy night, the Crusader, upon his steed, resurrects to execute his pledge of vengeance upon the now kindred spirits of those who victimized him so very long ago. The stage is set for retribution as an eclectic group assembles at a secluded manor home under the guise of a promised fantasy weekend to fulfill personal desires. JAKE, the events coordinator will have his hands full playing host to his young guests; CELINE, the alluring and promiscuous Eastern-European, ASHLEY, the contemptuous yet beautiful socialite, AMY, the innocent and meek girl-next-door, HURCOS, the predatory Middle-Eastern playboy, and JAPONIKO, the uninvited and mysterious Asian minimalist. SHAUNA, the abrasive Irish cook, and her cohort in crime BENOIT, the bone-idle English caretaker, along with the enigmatic PRIEST and the benevolent SHOPKEEPER, round out this unusual and extremely colorful cast of characters. Jake assigns the position of assistant recreational coordinator to Amy, and as she reads from an obscure storybook, the tale of Gregoire and his righteous band of Templar Knights animates, and the story of betrayal is reenacted for the guests. Blood will flow excessively as the cursed and unsuspecting kindred spirits meet their imminent destinies one-by-one during the Crusader's maniacal reprisal.
